Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
fun fact: if you say ‘bucky barnes is a villain’ three times into a mirror then steve rogers will appear and punch you in the face
Super Sassy Married Heroes
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP
how do people talk to potential dates????? I just spent 20 minutes planning a one-sentence facebook message reply
AU where literally everything is the same except derek has a bowl cut
"this is private property"
good weather during finals
i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him
all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that
Who the hell is Bucky?
*james potter voice* GUYS I BOUGHT A TIGER
*sirius black voice* YO
*remus lupin voice* NO