THE BLACK SISTERS
"I love to get ready for the red carpet, but being on it is very uncomfortable. It’s so freakish and weird. I get flop sweats, dry mouth, heart palpitations, all-over panic!"
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
reasons to play skyrim:
- interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
- you can kill things by yelling at them
- you can punch bears
- you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
- there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place
ive never believed in passive aggressive vagueblogging, unlike SOME people i could mention
When tree branches get in my way
Vine by: Logan Paul
How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.
I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
jordan “psychics were called intuitivists” parrish researched every possible thing about psychics after meeting lydia martin and no one can convince me otherwise
I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting
Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”
I would love to know what this means.
"All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that’s the tragedy of living."
pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You (via assistantdarcy)