Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

"All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that’s the tragedy of living."

pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You (via assistantdarcy)

this kardashian game is hella addictive- my gamecenter id is Mondriantrees if anyone wants to add me


imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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# i lol'd 


Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.


really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

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  • one of my schoolmates: harry potter is for children
  • me: wingardium levifuckyou




okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

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# gpoy 

that’s not even a cat
that’s a plum wrapped in a kitten suit


that’s not even a cat

that’s a plum wrapped in a kitten suit

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# cats man 




Some Captain America fans have literally no concept of historical context, like “oh my god, imagine when he woke up and found out that while he was frozen, the slaves were freed, the American colonies achieved independence from Britain, and mankind discovered fire!!”

Don’t forget the heart break he’ll feel when he sees the bones of his faithful t-rex on display at the museum of natural history. 


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"The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person."

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (x)

Ugh, I’m sorry to double post with two quotes, but he’s dropping another truth bomb here. I hate when people misinterpret 500DOS and think of Summer as some kind of bitch, or, alternately, as a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. That’s only how his character saw her. To me, this movie was basically about Nice Guy Syndrome: A guy who thinks he’s just so nice that he’s entitled to the woman he wants, and when she decides she doesn’t want him back, she becomes a bitch, or a whore.

(via la-belle-laide)

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# fashion # resource