so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING
a dystopian future novel where when teenagers come of age they are sorted into what spice girl they resemble, but one day a girl was sporty and baby
*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???
DAO Graphics Meme (x)
1 Origin Story - City Elf/Tabris, specifically female Tabris"Take another step, human,
and I guarantee it shall be your last.
My friends are dead and my life is in tatters
because of you and your kin. I have nothing to lose,
but you still possess your other eye."
Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”
"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"
shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’
I’m planning to open up commissions soon for the ~*first time ever*~, and so have been struggling to get my rusty digital art gears going again! Here’s some more fanart of fanart, meganrinri’s lovely Wonder Woman outfit design.
lydia + favorite outfits
what i want from cap 3 is sam and steve busting their asses going across the world looking for bucky and endangering their lives every 20 minutes and it cuts to bucky who is still safely in new york eating frozen yogurt
Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
MY ULTIMATE CREATION
Everybody in my DA:O party has such sad baby stories
come to my bosom sad babies I will love you all