yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
sometimes I cry while listening to songs that give me les mis feels
Why don’t we have teleportation yet? Who is in charge of science? Get the chief of science on the phone immediately.
benedict cumberbatch luring a young girl into his clutches
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
CALL OF DUTY HAS ZOMBIES ON THE MOON BUT WOMEN IN COMBAT IS TOO UNREALISTIC OF AN EXPECTATION?
any neato fritos ready to beato me off?: a man realized that his dog was acting strangely so he took him to the...
a man realized that his dog was acting strangely so he took him to the vet
after finally getting called in the vet looked at the dog, picked him up, and sighed
the man looked terrified and nervously asked if his dog was ok then the vet bluntly said “im gonna have to put him down.”
tears formed in the man’s eyes as he looked at his companion for years who had been there through the best and worst times of his life and asked “why” over and over again as if it would make a difference
the vet shook his head and whispered
“because he’s heavy”
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account
#it’s funny how people ignore allison’s constant insecurities but lift up lydia’s #allison is worried people will laugh at her #she’s worried people are going to see her as weak or stupid or silly #she’s constantly worried about what other people think which comes from living your life trying to fill the roles expected of you #one deviation out of the norm and people might stop and stare #they may laugh and poke fun of you #you silly girl why do you have bows and arrows #you silly girl why are you making up stories in your head #you silly girl you can’t take care of yourself #the voice inside of allison’s head is harder on her than anyone else will ever be #allison argent constantly tells people that she can take care of herself #but the hallucination at lydia’s proves that not even she believes what she says #she’s weak and pathetic and always will be #you promise not to laugh?
Perfect Isn’t Easy | Oliver & Company OST
hereiamatumbling replied to your post: I always thought the Tenth Doctor was my favorite…
are u going to trade in all ur plaid and dress like the doc instead of a winchester?
I feel like I have to. I mean Ten and I are one. Then again the winchesters and I are a like. We all hate ourselves…we just need to start a club. Me, ten and the winchesters.
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
only a real 15th century kid will get this
my brother just asked how you spell mickey mouse
he’s 20 years and majoring in engineering